My birthday

Holy shit it’s actually scary to believe i’ve made it to age 17

fattynunchucks:

anus:

im not your average girl

yet another unrealistic standard for women

dickcraft:

high-blogging:

fucking ellen

OMFG

(Source: heterophobiclesbian)

sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talent

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

shutupaubrey:

you:

me:

(Source: viskysavage)

Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!

(Source: mishasteaparty)

buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

masterbations:

keys to my heart 

rejecters:

queued!

(Source: stress-edout)

kathybethterry:

Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges

my-twisted-fantasie:

fallen7times-stoodup8:

Black and white relatable blog.

(via

TumbleOn)

inbox:

what if when you fall asleep it’s actually you dying for a set amount of hours and then your brain’s just like “bro hmu with some life” ?????